Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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