great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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