The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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