He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Randomize
