mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
