what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Two words: nipple clamps
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