i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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