In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
