Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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