Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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