i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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