Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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