I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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