i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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