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Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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