10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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