Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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