Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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