i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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