On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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