My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm both gender and math confused
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