Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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