id be glad to
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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