You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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