Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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