Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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