just tell him i said nine months
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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