Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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