I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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