I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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