awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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