i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
