That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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