: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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