I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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