On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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