White coat. Heels.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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