The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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