Little spoons don't ask big questions
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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