and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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