If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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