the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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