Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
