I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i drank out of a bidet.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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