About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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