singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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