Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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