I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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