If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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