But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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