Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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