ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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