Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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