He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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