I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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