i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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