Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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