Why are handjobs necessary in class?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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