thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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