My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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